Today is the official launch of my new blog, Susan Everything, not to be confused with lesser known and "raunchier" blogs of others.
I shall begin my first entry with a desperate afternoon (on my part). My palms were sweaty as I thought I was embarking on a new romance with a kindred spirit. Sparks flew. Emotions ran high. And then, disaster struck... How was I to know that a statement such as "Do you want to go out on a date?" really didn't mean that someone wanted to go out on a date. An overpriced education could not teach me that I had to in fact decipher a hidden message. The hidden message for today can be summed up into one word: DISASTERFULNESS.
I am melancholy and at the bottom of a drain.
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